WA 2

His name was Gloobertron XK5 Mark 23 Max Turbo Ultra Flamergon Blaster Ray Cannon Thing Dude Man Guy Person. He was a cyborg… from the future. And then the pirates came. “Yeeargh, ye salty sea dog!" Tell us the secret or else we’ll make ye walk the plank!” The pirate captain meant business.
“Never! Not in a million years!” Said Gloobertron as he hopped on a motorcycle that appeared in the middle of nowhere. RROOOM! RROOOM! Gloobertron was off.
“Stop him ye scurvy dogs!” Commanded the captain as he pointed to the motorcycle. He was too late. Gloobertron was too far away.
“Ha ha suckas! Can’t ca-” He was so busy gloating that he didn’t see the wall in front of him. Crash! Darkness… Who knows how long he was out? A few minutes. A few hours. A few days. He woke up to a bright light shining in his eyes. It was the sun.
“Do you think he likes marbles?” Whispered a small child to another.
“I dunno. Maybe.” The other child ran up to the recovering Gloobertron. He held out his hand to reveal a smooth and shiny object. It was a marble.
“Wanna play?” he asked.
“Sure.” replied Gloobertron.
“Then tell us,” the child’s voice grew deeper. “The SECRET!” The child grew bigger and bigger until he was the size of a giant. The sky became dark and loud thunder began to boom overhead. The other child, now a giant as well, grabbed Gloobertron and he began to squeeze.
“Tell us the secret and we will spare your life.” His grasp tightened.
“Ok… Look! A clown on a unicycle juggling a bunk bed, a chainsaw, and a giant mango.” They fell for it.
“Where!?” They both squealed in unison as they searched franticly. Then one realized the trick.
“Wait a minute. That’s not a giant mango he’s juggling, it’s a giant apple.” When he looked back in his hand, Gloobertron was gone.
“We’ve been tricked!” They both let out a yell of anger and frustration. They yelled so loud that the ground beneath them broke apart and they fell underground. The remaining rubble buried them in a stony grave. Losers, sucks for them.
Meanwhile, Gloobertron was on the move, anxious to continue his journey to deliver the secret. The journey he was on until those dumb doo-doo head pirates got in his way. Why did everyone want to know this secret so badly? It wasn’t that big of a deal. He was so caught up in his thoughts that he did not notice the hole in front of him. He fell in.
“Crap…” That’s when the giant earthworms appeared.
“Double crap. Not again. I just want to get to the king’s palace so I can deliver this stupid secret message already!”
“The king’s palace?” One earthworm seemed to know where it was. “Why, you’re already there!” As he finished his sentence a light came on to reveal a beautiful throne room with jewel encrusted floors and ceilings. Awesome.
“I am the king.” The largest earthworm wore a majestic crown.
“Oh, ok. Well, Bob says that the sugar-covered clam is in the coconut at 3:50 a.m. He said to give you this, too.” Gloobertron handed the king a brown paper bag with a large grease stain on the bottom. The king opened the bag,
“They forgot the hot sauce. Those jerks.”